5 people I wouldn't want to meet, and why

Michael Jackson | I wouldn't be able to stop staring at his nose

Snoop Doggy Dog | He scares the *@!? out of me

Owen Wilson | I wouldn't be able to stop staring at his nose (otherwise, he's cool)

Howard Stern | My self-esteem isn't that high, or that low

George W. Bush | If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.